Psychic Da Juana’s Predictions for 2004 — A Review

Professional psychic Da Juana Byrd made many predictions for 2004. Here we reprint many of them, with some comments, although you should really go to the link and read the entire bunch for yourself. I was unable to find more than one that was correct. Was there a tsunami prediction? No, of course not!

• Terrorism will touch our land again. A fright before the end of April or May will make us wonder if we were hit again. Didn’t happen
  
• The Philadelphia Liberty Bell will be in the news this year. Didn’t happen
• Bees or products from bees will be talked about as an aid for an old disease. Didn’t happen
• Denver is the center of attention in the first five months. I must have missed that
• An invention will put Canada more on the map than they are now. Didn’t happen
• On the southeast side of Australia, fires or water will make citizens worry. This did happen, as it does almost every year
• Chili will be in the news this year. People there will make a difference and they certainly know how to pick up the pieces and start over again. Smoke and sludge will cause problems. Do you mean the town of Chili, NY, or the country of Chile, Da Juana? But either way, this didn’t happen
• A new killer much like the son-of-Sam or something about the original will be back in the news. Didn’t happen (side note: would some kind English teacher teach Da Juana how to write a coherent sentence?)
• Antarctica — A new cure will be initiated here. Didn’t happen
• Hockey looks to a white and possibly a green team vying for the Stanley Cup. What? No NHL lockout prediction? While every team wears white jerseys for home games, none consider white to be a team color. For the record, the 2004 Stanley Cup was played between Tampa Bay (jersey color: blueish gray) and Calgary (jersey color: red)

Well done, Da Juana!