Paige’s Psychic Predictions for 2004 — A Review

Here at Paige’s Page, we jumped into the fray and on January 2, 2004, we issued our psychic predictions for the year. A year later, we come back and examine how well we did. Here they are, with comments:

1. Hanuka will again be celebrated before Christmas Correct!
2. Space aliens will not land in either Buckingham Palace, nor at Azteca Stadium in Mexico City Correct!
3. A highly respected football coach will have a poor seaon, losing more than half of his games Can you say Bill Parcells?
4. Microsoft will be sued at least sixteen times!
5. The presidential election of 2004 will not have to be decided by a Supreme Court ruling Correct!
6. Hilary Duff’s popularity increases This is what dreams are made of!
7. Eastman Kodak continues to see declines in film sales due to digital photography Correct!
8. More low-carb diet books get published Pass the bacon!
9. Blogging continues to gain popularity Correct!
10. The Prime Minister of Kyrgyzstan makes an important speech at Seton Hill University in Greensburg, PA I’m still researching this one

It would appear that I have gotten 9 out of 10 correct, with the 10th up in the air. Now I’m sure some of you skeptics will point out that I did not predict the recent tsunami in Asia. And the only thing I can say in reply is: show me one psychic who did predict this, please. After all, it is a well known fact that the larger an event is the harder it is for us psychics to predict it. This after all is simply Paige’s Rule of Psychic Predictions 1.8a: a psychic’s ability to predict an event is inversely proportional to the number of people affected by the event.

I will be releasing my predictions for 2005 shortly.