Paige’s “Hilary Duff Dilemma”

There’s a Hilary Duff concert right here in town tonight. What should I do tonight? What should I do?

Oh, I know the easy answer is to turn off the football game and go downtown, buy a ticket, and watch Hilary in person. It’s only $39.50 for the good seats or $29.50 for the nosebleed seats. And I should be a good Samaritan and round up all the 10–13 year old girls in the neighborhood and bring them along as well!

But then I think of what else I could be doing that costs a whole lot less:

• Line dancing at The Roost!
• Stay at home, read a good book, because the weather forecast is 6° (Fahrenheit, for all you non-USA readers) and 6–18 inches of snow.

You can see my dilemma. If ever there was time when I would like to be in three places at once, this is it. Your advice is welcomed.