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Hilary Duff turns 17 today, and in her honor, another edition of the free online magazine HilaryStuff is out! In it, you can read what Hilary should say should she ever win an Oscar (but don’t hold your breath). Hilary should thank Disney, according to the mag, which indeed would be the main reason anyone has ever heard of Hilary Duff in the first place. Although we doubt Hilary would do so, we think this is excellent advice!
This well written and easily navigated web site puts forth a case for change in the way science is currently managed by the Federal government. Positions taken by John Kerry and George W. Bush are explained and contrasted.
Everyone’s favorite tween, Hilary Duff, will be endorsing a new line of Barbie dolls called Fashion Fever, girls apparel, accessories and Barbie fragrance.
Do the radio stations you listen to advertise “One Thousand Song Weekends”? The station I listen to makes such a claim; and I’ve heard it on other stations and in other cities. And it really bothers me that they make such a claim, because not only is it not reasonable, I think it is false advertising.
President Bush says the current humungous Federal deficit is not his fault. The Congressional Budget Office says otherwise:
The Congressional Budget Office estimated this month that cyclical economic problems contributed only $47 billion of this year’s anticipated deficit of $422 billion. Next year, cyclical economic problems are expected to have almost no impact on the budget, but the deficit is expected to be $348 billion.
Going forward, virtually the entire federal deficit will be a result of structural causes — tax and spending policies set down by the president and Congress.
Reuters:
Flip, or flop?
Mark Sandalow, at The San Francisco Chronicle, examined John Kerry’s statements on the subject of the Iraq War, in 200 of Kerry’s most recent speeches. Such journalistic techniques seem rare today, but the end result is that Kerry has been extremely consistent throughout that time, advocating international cooperation and war as a last resort. While the Bush administration wants people to believe Kerry is flip flopping, the evidence suggests just the opposite. (Link via Talking Point Memo)
Just in case you need more outrage, Pesky Facts keeps track of the latest moves by the Bush Administration that take the country down the wrong path. Updated daily! (Link via Lean Left)
The Washington Post reports today:
Congressional negotiators beat back efforts yesterday to expand and preserve tax refunds for poor families, even as they added $13 billion in corporate tax breaks to a package of middle-class tax cuts that could come to a vote in the Senate today.
How do you screw the poor without looking like you're screwing the poor? Easy: insist that income requirements for child tax credits increase with inflation even though the incomes of the poor have stagnated or even dropped in the past few years. Jack O’Toole has the dismal details.
Needless to say, fine distinctions like this didn’t get in the way of extending $13 billion in "last minute" corporate tax breaks.
Kevin at Lean Left writes about a security problem with Diebold electronic voting machines, in which a malicious person could write a five line script which changes the vote totals, and then erase the script and the evidence of its existence. And, there is no audit trail on the part of the Diebold software to alert people to the fact that vote totals have been changed.
Juan Cole at Informed Comment tells us that the US Military is spending about $1 Billion a week on the fighting in Iraq. Now, I don’t know about other people, but I think that money would have been better used here at home for about a zillion other things. And, furthermore, I think that the $200 Billion spent so far on Iraq would have been much better spent here in the United States as well.
The New York Times reports that the CIA Agency charged with searching for Osama bin Laden has been systematically neglected by the Bush Administration, despite repeated requests to hire more personnel. The result is far fewer personnel with expertise and responsibility to search for bin Laden than on 9/11.
Fafnir interviews God and Satan:
FB: What can we do to make sure that American politics is Godly politics?
GOD: Vote for Godly Republicans, like Tom Coburn and Alan Keyes! You will know them by Mine mark: they will be alight with the Holy Spirit, and shall speak in strange tongues - equating the estate tax with slavery, and calling for the death penalty for doctors who perform abortions on rape victims!
SATAN: No, Fafnir, listen to me, and be seduced to the Dark Side by my vile policies of nuclear non-proliferation, equality of all citizens, and fiscal discipline! BLAAARRRRHHH!
Sadly, despite the Bills’ prowess at circling wagons, they have noticeably less prowess at playing football. Today, as last week, their performance was frustrating, tantalizing, and in the end, inefficient. They had several chances to either stay in the game, or change the course of the game in their favor, and again, they failed to make good on those chances. If I had to give grades, I would give the offense an F, the defense a D, the punter an A+ and the remaining special teams an F. How much more of this can I stand to watch?
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From the Associated Press: “As Barry Bonds’ numbers rise, the words to describe them become less adequate. When the slugger hit his 700th homer, only daughter Aisha could sum up the history and majesty of the blast. ‘My dad is the best player,’ the 5-year-old said.”
Mozilla has just announed a Version 1.0 Preview Release of its wonderful browser Firefox. Here’s what Walt Mossberg in The Wall Street Journal had to say:
I suggest dumping Microsoft's Internet Explorer Web browser, which has a history of security breaches. I recommend instead Mozilla Firefox, which is free at www.mozilla.org. It's not only more secure but also more modern and advanced, with tabbed browsing, which allows multiple pages to be open on one screen, and a better pop-up ad blocker than the belated one Microsoft recently added to IE.
Stereogum posts a picture of Britney Spears, in a charming new t-shirt. Yes, Britney, when someone looks up the word “class” in a dictionary, this picture should be next to the definition. (Link via Jennifer’s History And Stuff)
South Knox Bubba:
What's goin' on? We've spent the last two weeks talking about Dan Rather's superscript font and 1970s typewriter technology. Before that we were talking about swift boats and Cambodia. In the middle of all that we were talking about gay marriage and drowning hamsters and Jenna/Not-Jenna's wardrobe malfunctions. Now we're talking about Theresa Heinz-Kerry and naked hurricane victims and some Kinko's in Texas. And I'm so disgusted I'm reduced to posting pictures of cows and bunny rabbits.
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But I'll give them credit. They have figured out that Americans are the stupidest, most easily distracted people on Earth. Look! Over there! It's gay Cambodian terrorists faking memos for Dan Rather! Mission Accomplished!
God, we are such a nation of idiots. If we let these creeps get away with this we deserve whatever happens to us.
OK, then.
Kevin Drum at Political Animal:
There are plenty more reasons to be skeptical about Bush’s National Guard service, but leave those aside for the moment. What we know for sure is that Bush began having problems flying in 1972; refused his physical; was grounded; disappeared for five months; probably disappeared for an entire year; failed to sign up with a unit in Boston for his final year of service; and got an honorable discharge anyway.
First, a joke. What do the Buffalo Bills and the Reverend Billy Graham have in common? They can both make 65,000 people jump to their feet and yell “Jesus Christ”.
I have mentioned this before, but you might want to bookmark the Current Electoral Vote Predictor 2004. It keeps you up to date on the current state-by-state polls, and adds up the electoral college votes, and is updated regularly as new poll results arrive.
Atrios:
So, Bush is scared to face questions by regular folks because some of them may come from “partisan” people. What does this tell us?
First, it reaffirms what we know — that his audiences and their questions are pre-screened.
Second, it reaffirms that Chicken George is indeed a chicken, frightened of the people he's supposed to govern.
And, finally, it tells us that Chicken George is scared the people will ask him tougher questions than the press corps will.
Log on to www.tristantimes.com to find out all about Tristan da Cunha, which is located 2800km from the Cape of Good Hope in South Africa.
General Tommy Franks is quoted by former Senator Bob Graham as saying that the Bush administration deliberately took resources out of Afghanistan in preparation for a war in Iraq. This was in February, 2002, four months after invading Afghanistan.
If your computer is always on and hooked up to the Internet, you need to worry about computer security. This site, Shields Up!, is a “must visit” if you are concerned about the security of your computer — and if you are not concerned, then you should be.
Normally, if someone has an unusual name, I don’t comment on it, since my own name is somewhat unusual. However, I couldn’t help doing a double-take upon seeing someone named Simson Garfinkel. What’s that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Juan Cole writes about viewing George W. Bush as CEO of America:
Let us imagine you had a corporation with annual gross revenues of about $2 trillion. And let's say that in 2000, it had profits of $150 billion. So you bring in a new CEO, and within four years, the profit falls to zero and then the company goes into the red to the tune of over $400 billion per year. You're on the Board of Directors and the CEO's term is up for renewal. Do you vote to keep him in? That's what Bush did to the US government. He took it from surpluses to deep in the red. We are all paying interest on the unprecedented $400 billion per year in deficits (a deficit is just a loan), and our grandchildren will be paying the interest in all likelihood.
The screen shot below is from this morning’s NFL.com. It says “Fantasy 2004: The Real Thing”. I guess some people take fantasy football very seriously! Silly me, I thought the men running around on the gridiron wearing helmets and shoulder pads was “the real thing”.

Fifty four years ago, Brooklyn Dodgers first baseman Gil Hodges blasted four home runs in one game. Hodges, who was 26 and playing in his fifth major league season, said after his four home run game: “I hope it brings us a place to live.” His wife Joan added “We’ve tried everything to get a decent home to rent. We’re living here with my folks (in Brooklyn), and there just isn’t enough room. We’ve advertised, but didn’t have any luck. Maybe, now, something will happen.” The next day, the Dodgers’ switchboard lit up with offers of free rent for the Hodges family.
Freddie the dog blogs! One of his more interesting comments, including a link:
James Doohan, the actor who played Chief Engineer Montgomery Scott on Star Trek, made his final public appearance the other day, when he received a star on the Hollywood walk of fame. Scotty, as he was known, was a feisty officer who wouldn’t back down fromany fight, could fix anything in the nick of time, and had a passion for Saurian brandy. Doohan, who appeared in the original Star Trek as well as in several of the movies, is suffering from Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, diabetes and lung fibrosis.
Michael Bérubé has one of the funniest posts ever on the Bush twins talk at the Republican National Convention on Tuesday. And he has a few funny remarks about Governor Arnold and Laura Bush’s speeches, too.
(This post is shamelessly stolen in its entirety from Natasha at Pacific Views. If that’s illegal or unethical, sue me.)
TBogg has a Letterman-like list of things you won’t hear about Bush’s speech. Some we particularly enjoyed:
I don’t care for Bush, but I felt kinda sorry for him when he got his head stuck in the podium.
It was really nice to see Laura Bush blink that one time. It made her seem so...real
Hiring Halliburton to do the balloon drop was a good idea, but I expected a lot more for $2.4 billion