Mayor cancels alien landing over abduction fears

The mayor of a Brazilian town says he has cancelled a planned landing by an alien spaceship during this week’s Brazil vs. Peru football match.

Okay, let me get this straight. The mayor has planned an alien spaceship landing? How do you schedule such a thing? Did the Brazilian airforce know about this? That’s the part of the story that is more astonishing to me than the cancelling. I want to know more! Inquiring minds want to know.