The Internet Pizza Server
Now you can order your very own pizza right here on the Internet, from the Internet Pizza Server, and it will be delivered to you before you can count to 300 billion! And what a selection of toppings! Under meats, you can select from beef, pork, eyeballs, goblins, etc. You can also add veggies (I skipped those), breakfast items, sporting goods, junk food, aphrodesiacs and miscellaneous! They proudly proclaim that “All Internet Pizza Server pies are made with 100% recycled electrons — don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!�